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BREAKING NEWS: PALESTINE-ISRAEL CONFLICT IS OVER!
Palestinian children elated. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu poised to receive the Nobel Peace Prize.
(Jerusalem, 2019) — In what is being called the “Turnaround of the Century,” for the first time since 1948, the Middle East woke up today to its future. Late last night, hawkish Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu surprised even the most radical Palestinians and ordered the Israeli Defense Forces to end the 52 years of Israeli military occupation of Palestinian lands. Israel has forcefully controlled every aspect of Palestinian life ever since it occupied the West Bank, East Jerusalem and Gaza Strip on June 5, 1967. The historic operation of withdrawing Israeli forces to their pre-1967 borders has been coined “Operation Face History” and is expected to be completed in 72 hours, effectively bringing this longstanding conflict to a peaceful end.
Prime Minister Netanyahu, also known as Bibi, went on national Israeli television and called for a 3-day curfew in Israel and Palestine while Operation Face History is implemented. Reporters were the only ones there to witness truckloads of Palestinian political prisoners being set free and Israeli soldiers, military assets and settler families being hauled toward Israel proper.
